The Rudest Citizens in Texas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,587th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | 46th | 1,577.36 | ||
| 2. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | 549th | 506.48 | ||
| 3. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | 1,005th | 400.79 | ||
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | 1,483rd | 335.51 | ||
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | 3,520th | 203.55 | ||
| 6. |  The Devout Zealots of Democratic Paramore | 4,169th | 182.45 | ||
| 7. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | 4,805th | 166.85 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of Lichian | 6,038th | 145.61 | ||
| 9. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | 6,643rd | 137.85 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Texapan | 6,940th | 134.95 | ||
