The Fattest Citizens in The Himalayas
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Ship's Cat of Salems Den | 8,343rd | 19.79 | ||
2. | The Abominable Snowmen of Yethiopia | 28,590th | 15.5 | ||
3. | The Cloud-Shrouded Shangri-La of Sanghas | 152,419th | 9.87 | ||
4. | The Shanti of Shiva | 159,536th | 9.82 | ||
5. | The Sattwa Guna of Sarasvati | 169,698th | 9.74 | ||
6. | The Adi Para of Shakti | 192,685th | 9.5 | ||
7. | The Haligonian Snow Leopards of Gauthama | 238,509th | 8.09 | ||
8. | The Devout Land of The Road to Shambala | 272,558th | 6.37 | ||
9. | The Freehold of Sufokia | 285,230th | 5.18 |