The Fattest Citizens in The Leftist Hype House
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Leftist Hype House is ranked 14,602nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Hikari no Cheisa | 117,285th | 10.6 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Pro-Loush Squad 15 | 160,169th | 9.81 | ||
