The Fattest Citizens in Uganda
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Uganda is ranked 4,748th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Seven Mile | 26,537th | 15.66 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Chase Morrison | 44,932nd | 14.24 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Anna Stacia | 46,874th | 14.09 | ||
| 4. |  The Queendom of San Joaquin River | 50,148th | 13.85 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Nuestro Himno | 54,378th | 13.55 | ||
| 6. |  The District of Sayres | 62,868th | 12.99 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Quarter-Master | 100,142nd | 11.29 | ||
| 8. |  The Colony of Mary Ann | 147,842nd | 9.9 | ||
