The Nudest in Wrigley
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Wrigley is ranked 696th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Baseball Team of The Cubs | 8,048th | 1,055.25 | ||
| 2. |  The Loquacious Lipograms of Zwangzug | 237,660th | 64.25 | ||
