The Most Beautiful Environments in New Europe
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, New Europe is ranked 19,959th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Concerto Democracy of Brahmsk | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Tune into your inner music & find the key to happiness” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Philephebia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Dare Love to Speak Its Name!” | |
| 3. |  The Relocated Tribes of Ulfingen | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Howl along!” | |
| 4. |  The Peninsular Federation of Talonia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “No to new things!” | |
| 5. |  The Hungry Pack of Wolvingen | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “We're coming for diner - and you're it.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Byrussia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “There's three of us!” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Howlingen | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “If you can hear us, you're dead.” | |
| 8. |  The Permanent Struggle of Subsylvania | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The Vampires rule, but the Fairies rock” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Federated Green Forests of Roge-Adyge | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “The people federated can never be hated” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Vlpska | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Freedom comes from being clever.” |
