The Safest in Oofery
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Oofery is ranked 11,652nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Oofery 1 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Puppet Nation of Oofery” | |
| 2. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Oofery 116 | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Puppet Nation of Oofery” | |
| 3. | The Colony of Night Owl 23 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I need to get some sleep” | |
| 4. | The Kingdom of Night Owl 41 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I need to get some sleep” | |
| 5. | The Confederacy of Night Owl 78 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I need to get some sleep” | |
| 6. | The Emirate of Random Nation 37 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “This Space Intentionally Left Blank” | |
| 7. | The Empire of Night Owl 59 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I need to get some sleep” | |
| 8. |  The Collection of GIF Collector | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Collecting all the GIF Cards” | |
| 9. | The Nomadic Peoples of Oofery 158 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Puppet Nation of Oofery” | |
| 10. | The Commonwealth of Night Owl 3 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I need to get some sleep” |
