The Safest in Primitiveness
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Primitiveness is ranked 15,337th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ominously Expanding Codebase of Dot Bot | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “It's *almost* hammer time.” | |
| 2. |  The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying Snow | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “The gods draw strength from silence” | |
| 3. |  The Unrivalled Eldritch Horror of The Eyebeast | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “YyyyyeeeeeAAAHAJAHAAUAGAUGAUGAU GUGHUGHGHUGHGUHGUHGUGHU” | |
| 4. |  The Refugi Flagship of The CRS Adequate | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Welcome to The Adequate” | |
| 5. |  The Red Lyrium Barbeque Sauce of The Lord Seeker-of Beans | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “The only destiny that demands respect is BEANS” | |
| 6. |  The Crunchwrap Ultimatum of Taco Belli | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Vivere Amplius” | |
| 7. |  The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapost | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I'm back after 50 years, I heard there was a raid?” | |
| 8. |  The Darkspawn Detective of Hurlock Sholmes | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “HUUUAHUHHHGHJHKGG my dear Watson” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Perfectly Spherical Venn Diagrams | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “So Much For The Lactose-Tolerant Left” | |
| 10. |  The Community of The Square Dancing Legion Upstairs | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “*CLUDUDUNK* *CLUDUDUNK* *DONK* dut dut dududududdud” |
