The Rudest Citizens in Spiritus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Spiritus is ranked 8,249th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fallen Empire of Oblitus Terras | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “We are in the End-Times.” | |
| 2. |  The Commercial Hub of The 188 Trading Post | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “It's better than nothing” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Rookford Glen | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Survive, Adapt, Thrive” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “We may not be the best” | |
| 5. |  The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said no.” | |
| 6. |  The Kumquatian Confederation of Kumquatian Confederacy | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Frankly, I ship it.” | |
| 7. |  The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished” | |
| 8. |  The United Provinces of El Lazaro | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Dios, Unión, Libertad” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of The Potatonic Order | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “May your path be easy and pass by many potatoes.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Squatchlandia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “See All But Never Be Seen” |
