The Safest in Sumerian Coalition
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Sumerian Coalition is ranked 22,206th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democracy of The United Cristobal Emirates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Let's compromise and do things OUR way.” | |
| 2. |  The Principality of Welsh Rarebit | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3. |  The Heretical Hamstrings of The Mythical Bacon Tribe | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “All hail the mythical Fried Swine!” | |
| 4. |  The Jasne Światło of Thori | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Śledź światło.” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Territories of WA Secretary-General | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “NewTexas.” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Papal State of Cafe y el Tabaco | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “ĄSalve al Todopoderoso y Eterno Papa Chico!” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of President DJ Trump | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “whitehouse.red” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Sojourn | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Rebirth and Rejuvination” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Isteni Khanate | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Quintus Roma | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Invicta” |
