The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cities of Southern California
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Valley Town of Ojai | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Keep Ojai lame” | |
12. | The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Vibrant - Safe - Beautiful” | |
13. | The Plain City of Port Hueneme | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The Friendly City By The Sea” | |
14. | The San Gabriel Valley CDP of Puente Hills | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Where the Past Meets the Future” | |
15. | The Mountain Valley of Redlands City | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “A City That Works” | |
16. | The San Gabriel Valley City of Rosemead | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Civic Pride” | |
17. | The Mountain Top CDP of Running Springs | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Gateway to the San Bernardino Mountains” | |
18. | The County Seat of San Bernardino City | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “The Heart of Southern California” | |
19. | The South City of San Clemente City | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Spanish Village By The Sea” | |
20. | The South City of San Juan Capistrano | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Siempre Adelante, Nunca Atras” |