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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cities of Southern California

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
21.	The United Counties of South-Western Republic	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Natus Iterum”
22.	The Inland Hub of The City of Anaheim	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“City of Kindness”
23.	The County Seat of The City of Bakersfield	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Nashville of the West”
24.	The Inland Community of The City of Brea	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Oil, Oranges, and Opportunity”
25.	The Inland Community of The City of Buena Park	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Center of the Southland”
26.	The San Fernando Valley of The City of Burbank	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“A city built by People, Pride, and Progress”
27.	The Plain City of The City of Camarillo	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“The People Are the City”
28.	The North Surf of The City of Carlsbad	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Village by the Sea”
29.	The South Bay Suburb of The City of Carson	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Future Unlimited”
30.	The Mountain Valley of The City of Chino	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Where Everything Grows”

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