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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cities of Southern California

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
31.	The Mountain Valley of The City of Chino Hills	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“It's a Lifestyle”
32.	The South Bay Surf of The City of Chula Vista	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Lemon Capital of the World”
33.	The San Gabriel Valley Suburb of The City of Claremont	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“City of Trees and PhDs”
34.	The Mountain Valley of The City of Colton	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Be brave, show courage”
35.	The North Hills of The City of Corona	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“To Cherish Our Past, To Plan Our Future”
36.	The Central Coast of The City of Costa Mesa	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“City of the Arts!”
37.	The San Gabriel Valley Heart of The City of Covina	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“One Mile Square and All There”
38.	The San Gabriel Valley Suburb of The City of Diamond Bar	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“The Gem of SoCal”
39.	The Gateway of The City of Downey	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Future Unlimited”
40.	The East Surf of The City of El Cajon	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“The Valley of Opportunity”

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