The Lexicon World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 1,143^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Holy Empire of Fr Ted Crilly	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Ah Feck!”
12.	The Colony of Yellowstone River	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Every River Needs a Valley”
13.	The Bannorn of Arthrisha	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Ajorrāelagon iā Jaelagon?”
14.	The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”
15.	The Cathyy Principality of Pixiedance	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble”
16.	The Dictatorship of Complete Dominance	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Do as you are told, or die!”
17.	The Empire of The Evil Sutekh	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Your evil is my good!”
18.	The Federation of Failed Politicians	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”
19.	The RIP Ronnie Corbett of Timothy Lumsden	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Language, Timothy!”
20.	The Republic of Jingdood	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.”

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