The Fattest Citizens in Union Mundial
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Union Mundial is ranked 12,965th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51. |  The Empire of Deuterra | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Sans liberté il n'y a pas de patrie” | |
| 52. |  The Federal Republic of Metzxico | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Unis dans l'équité” | |
| 53. |  The Other novoplatinean stats of Argentia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Tierra, Patria y Soja” | |
| 54. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN9 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 55. |  The Kingdom of Fortidium | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “God & Fatherland” | |
| 56. |  The South African Stats of Rayasthan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Concordia res parvæ crescunt” | |
| 57. |  The Ecuadorian Stats of The Sovietic Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pro Deo, Patria et Libertate” | |
| 58. |  The Aegiptian Stats Province of Former Spain | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Si quieren pirámides, tendrán prismas” | |
| 59. |  The German Statistics of Elystradt | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Ich bin tapfer und bin fromm” | |
| 60. |  The Masonic Administration of Attached Mexico | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Gott mit uns” |
