by Max Barry

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100 Nations of Conquest World Census

The Most Authoritarian in 100 Nations of Conquest

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, 100 Nations of Conquest is ranked 2,106th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of UmberhulkPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“KILL!”
2.The Unpleasantness of CellulitePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Yikes!”
3.The Protectorate of Mooltan AmaiistuffelPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
4.The Scorched Earth of OmmastrephesCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“I will violate you.”
5.The Armed Republic of The Global FoundationPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Live, Die, Repeat”
6.The Gornworld of S-sgarnonIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Merciful and quick.”
7.The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering JewIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“See: JEWS IN SPACE!”
8.The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndromeCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Death to those who are askin' for it.”
9.The Battlefield of Sex as a WeaponCorporate Police State Halliburton“Hell is for children.”
10.The Futility of Moot PointCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“The question is moot.”