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The Best Weather in 42 Douglas Adams

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Aposiopesis of Whatthe	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style”
2.	The Idiosyncrasy of Yasaberaiwa	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Lisse Mandë!”
3.	The Underground Borough of Groundhoggia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Send many, many more Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters”
4.	The Commonwealth of Massachussets Bay	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem.”
5.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN87	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
6.	The Well Manured Land of Vege Patch	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“From this merde may verdure grow”
7.	The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“One button is all you need.”
8.	The Long Dark Tea-Time of Hoopy-Froods	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.”