The Fattest Citizens in Absurdistan
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Paraíso of Mexitropolis | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Have a nice time!” | |
| 2. |  The Kozáctví of Czechostan | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Philosophers are acquainted with many things indeed” |
