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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Abu Dhabi

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Belrose Cross	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Deterred by Nothing”
2.	The State of Bihac Villa	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Intermeco”
3.	The State of Grant Oliver	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“In the name of the People”
4.	The Queen's State of Kongeriget	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Guds hjælp, Folkets kærlighed, Danmarks styrke”
5.	The State of Make Camp	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Explorer”
6.	The State of Os Anjos	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Ordem e Progresso”
7.	The State of Wagedugu	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Unity Progress Justice”
8.	The Queen's State of William Hill	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“All Red Blooded Men”