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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Abuja

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Astrid Albert	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Home”
2.	The State of Kasbafield	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“RIP”
3.	The State of Onicaxinal	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Day or Night”
4.	The State of GBI	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Grand Banks Islands”
5.	The District of Saola	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Our Community”
6.	The District of Kirkwall Orcas	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Crown region”
7.	The State of Grid North	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“All Points North”
8.	The State of Zuma Mountain	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
9.	The Hive of Suen	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Live for the Swarm”