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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Albion

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Theocracy of Culdi	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“In Ministerium Dei et Regis”
2.	The Principality of Wallachya	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“ Virtus et Honor”
3.	The Kingdom of Gerskidus	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“We were, we are, we will be.”
4.	The Federation of Prince Dodongo	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“It's Dangerous To Go Alone”
5.	The Arling of Calabek	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Be Always Vigilant”
6.	The Confederacy of Hideaway	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Not in the face!”
7.	The Duchy of Grand Enwik	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Rule Gloriana”
8.	The Free Land of Memories of Brightwall	Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois	“We remember”
9.	The Borough of Battersea	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.”
10.	The Republic of Den Brity	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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