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The Fattest Citizens in Albosiac

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Albosiac is ranked 52^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rígdacht of Deacarsia	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Pro Deo, Rege, et Patria”
2.	The Sound of KriegsGlocke	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“I call the living, I mourn the dead, I repel lightning”