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The Fattest Citizens in Algeria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Rumleyville	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“YTB”
2.	The State of Prospect Regent	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“done gone too far”
3.	The State of Equestria Hill	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Strength Through Freedom”
4.	The State of Nechako	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Daring to Go”
5.	The Federation of Tebenkevia	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“May Tebenkevia Rise”
6.	The State of Dzayer	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“By the people and for the people”
7.	The State of Olmstad	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“State of Confusion”
8.	The State of Rocky Point	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
9.	The State of Digde	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Our Australia Home”