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The Fattest Citizens in Algiers

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Ville Algiers	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
2.	The State of Bernard Sam	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Given Choices”
3.	The State of Dacey Chambers	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“From one many”
4.	The State of Points North	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“God Save the Queen”
5.	The District of Chadley	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
6.	The State of Thalade	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Two Hundred Clicks Beyond No-Where”
7.	The State of Simudzai	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Unity, Freedom, Work”
8.	The Queen's State of Berbera	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Enumerator”