The Fattest Citizens in Alliance of Absolute Monarchs
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Venovan Kingdom of Wiltia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “God Save Our King” |
