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Amalgamated Federation World Census

The Most Cultured in Amalgamated Federation

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Amalgamated Federation is ranked 8,773rd in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Monkey Empire of ZebruskiInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!”
2.The Holy Red Zombie Guy of GruffyRichard and HillbillyBobCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“I have a nuke with your name on it ;)”
3.The Republic of The Imagination AnimalsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Peace be to the Crossoverian Republic”
4.The The the the the the island of Bear lairFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“we will never lose”
5.The United Federation of SawismDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“James is what my friends call me. To you, it’s general.”
6.The Commonwealth of New SariansNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“When the future comes, the past falls”
7.The Inherent lack of Happiness of Sierra GrandPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Liberty, Equality, Justice”
8.The Colony of Celestial PuppetCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“From the Celestial Union”
9.The Social Liberal Union of Northern Water TribesFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Ús ë sysiliaq ent jůno blótk”
10.The Ambassador of Greecian AmbassadorCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Defend Bear lair”