The Safest in American Union
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, American Union is ranked 403rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Tessen | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “In God We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of East Tessen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “God be the Foundation” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of San Jakova | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “By the Hands of the Creator” |
