The Most Rebellious Youth in Ancient
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Omaha Utopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Peace is the Only solution” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Ancient Omaha | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Omaha South | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of New Cagayan de Oro | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Tranquility Antioch | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 6. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Zoe life | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our way or the highway” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Antioch Omaha | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Grand Krypton | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Trinity Unity | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Enjoy Life More” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Twelve Tribes Zion | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “By The People For The People” |
