The Fattest Citizens in Ancient Epic League of Epicness
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Ancient Epic League of Epicness is ranked 87th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Clad in Gold Republic of Valrknut | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Always be ready for a fight” | |
2. | The Queendom of East Per New | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Might Makes Right” |