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The Fattest Citizens in Ancient Epic League of Epicness

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Ancient Epic League of Epicness is ranked 87th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Clad in Gold Republic of ValrknutCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Always be ready for a fight”
2.The Queendom of East Per NewAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Might Makes Right”