The Most Rebellious Youth in Ancient Lands
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Ancient Lands is ranked 14,395th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of The Whimslands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “With God in Our Heart, and Wonder in Our Spirit” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Wenaitau | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Opossum Opossum Opossum” | |
| 3. |  The State of Nickel Plate | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Done” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Six Rien | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The State of Dixie Mendroit | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Home For Me” | |
| 6. |  The State of NKwala | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “A Place to Stay Forever” | |
| 7. |  The State of Keats Eastbourne | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “o que se passa ao redor, dá a volta” | |
| 8. |  The State of Papaza | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Monumental” | |
| 9. |  The State of Warren Allen | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Our Home and Country First” | |
| 10. |  The Uncertainty of Smaller Huts | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Question Everything” |
