The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Bistrostan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Big things come in small packages” | |
| 3. |  The Largely Ungoverned Territory of Oneiro | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Posession is imprisonment.” | |
| 4. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 5. |  The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
| 6. |  The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Bright Stars | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “OK” | |
| 8. |  The Temporal Paradox of Aikion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Time changes, Time stagnates ” | |
| 9. |  The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” | |
| 10. |  The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Let's Do This” |
