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The Fattest Citizens in Ankh Mauta

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity”
2.	The Republic of Beers	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“To beer or not to beer, that's the question”
3.	The Holy Shearing Shed of Mr Zurkidson	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Civil rights? No we only have civil lefts.”