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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Antigua and Barbuda

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Barbra	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“For what it is worth, need more bank”
2.	The Queen's State of Deadweed	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“So Dry, Not Even The Weeds Will Grow”
3.	The State of Inda	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Great Start or Not”
4.	The State of Java Addict	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“RIP”
5.	The Queen's State of Reine-Elisabeth	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“God Save the Queen”
6.	The District of Rodney Williams	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
7.	The District of Rullz	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Community”
8.	The State of Teodoric	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Equatorial Guinea”