The Most Primitive in Arctic
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Arctic is ranked 20,865th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Not-A-Cult Violet Community of Unalaska | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Cry not, my children. Wave the Violet Socialist flag.” | |
| 2. |  The Incorporated States of Iceland Hrutspungar | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “It will all work out OK” | |
| 3. |  The Uncharted Coordinates of Laffin Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “first honesty, then industry, then concentration.” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Yooo | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Viva ut vivas. Live that you may live forever” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Langrick | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Three” | |
| 6. |  The Disputed Territories of Tekhanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Territories of Tchwartzhad | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Disputed Territories of The Vixtron Luckidasia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of International-Nations | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “The Queen is dead long live the Queen” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Arctic South | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Strength Through Freedom” |
