The Smartest Citizens in Argo Navis
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of CORN | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Xitapalewi wan amo xitaistako akon.” | |
| 2. |  The Bloodied Imperium of AquilaJordyn | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “As One We Stand, As One We Are Free” | |
| 3. |  The Jarldoms of The Burke Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Either fight at my side or be crushed beneath my heel.” | |
| 4. |  The ☆Skrunkle☆ of Ebnious | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “kek” | |
| 5. |  The Soldiers of The Burkish Armed Forces | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Strive for honor, stand for hope.” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Perdian Archipelago | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Perdita, sed neniam sencela” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Amaroy Awelma | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Library of The Ministry of Organization | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “To Organize, To Organize The Factbooks” |
