The Fattest Citizens in Arizona
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Arizona is ranked 5,121st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The White Line Fever of I 8 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Mood: Festive lucky twilight fades to nightfall” | |
| 2. |  The State of Maricopia | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Standing in Peace” | |
| 3. |  The State of Natanes | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Home of the Brave” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of I 17 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The State of Mar LeJano | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Peace and Tranquillity” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Peralta | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Liberty & Equality for all” | |
| 7. | The State of Upton | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The City of Tombstone | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “The Town Too Tough To Die” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of I 19 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Community” | |
| 10. |  The Desert Community of Maricopa County | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Maricopa County” |
