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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Asmara

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Colony of Asmara	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“Our Community”
2.	The Queendom of Chamoot	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Mission Accomplished”
3.	The District of Eley	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Glory to our community”
4.	The State of Espana	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Plus Ultra”
5.	The State of Ezekias	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Two Hits”
6.	The State of Mokroye	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“A Job Done”
7.	The District of The Grand Banks	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
8.	The State of Warren Young	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Empire Forever”