The Nudest in Australialia
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 𝓔𝓵𝒆𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽 boi of Archedenin | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Jeg vil ikke blive besejret” | |
| 2. |  The Pasifik Republik of Glengo Island | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Danon Lawanaapgindas Ti Dagaat” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Brusseldorf | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Onwards and Upwards!” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Quelsh | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “We Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Shipping Conglomerate of Australia Post | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “We Deliver” | |
| 6. |  The Exiled Loyalists of Toxteth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “God Save the Emperor” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Union of The Eastern Antarctic State | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Jesus Christ, I is old.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Shoulgan | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Strength and Peace” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Federation of Gallispania | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sine pecunia liberi sumus” | |
| 10. |  The Real guy the best guy of Esceen | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Weg met deze kanker” |
