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The Fattest Citizens in Austria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Austria is ranked 13,268^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Sovill Gobitche	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Might Makes Right”
2.	The Castle of Carmilla	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Nevertheless, life and death are mysterious states”
3.	The Protectorate of DisasterArea	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Knowledge brings fear”