The Smartest Citizens in Austritaria
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Freedom, Unity, Diversity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Grand Britaria | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sic Semper Tyrannis” | |
| 3. |  The Stratocratic Republic of Icrum | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Unser Land, Unser Glaub, Unsere Friehiet” | |
| 4. |  The Theocratic Empire of Geniocratics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet” | |
| 5. |  The Phalanxite Empire of Igoria | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Quod sumus, hoc eritis.” | |
| 6. |  The Quaint Kolhkoz of Korouse | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Go eat your guac, jeb.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Umbriel | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Freedom for all forever” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Hebride | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “God save the Queen” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Japanese Navy Ship of Ryuho | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “龍鳳” |
