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The Safest in Austritaria

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Austritaria is ranked 1,656^th in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Grand Britaria	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
2.	The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Freedom, Unity, Diversity”
3.	The Theocratic Empire of Geniocratics	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet”
4.	The Phalanxite Empire of Igoria	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Quod sumus, hoc eritis.”
5.	The Stratocratic Republic of Icrum	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Unser Land, Unser Glaub, Unsere Friehiet”
6.	The Quaint Kolhkoz of Korouse	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Go eat your guac, jeb.”
7.	The Imperial Japanese Navy Ship of Ryuho	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“龍鳳”
8.	The Kingdom of Hebride	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“God save the Queen”
9.	The Republic of Umbriel	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Freedom for all forever”