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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Bailiwick of Guernsey

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Elizabeth Mary Joseph	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“State”
2.	The State of Durotrigian	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
3.	The District of Saint Pierre Port	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
4.	The Colony of Bailiwick of Guernsey	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“Our glorious community”
5.	The State of Nyarugenge	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“From Many, One”
6.	The District of Randolph	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Out of One, Many”
7.	The Queen's State of Mark Fitzwilliam Darcy	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Pride and Prejudice”
8.	The Federation of Tuckersmith	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Mission Accomplished”
9.	The Arling of Osus	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Ynot Rēbagon”