The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Balder
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cattery of The Big Bad Boo | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Can't win, Don't try” | |
| 2. | The Parliamentary Democracy of Lawattsia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “We Stand Unconquered” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of MDRunie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “MDR never fails if he fails we deny it” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of ERRIBURG | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Long live the president” | |
| 5. | The Free Land of Skimpy Underwear | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “I thwart your plan with handy cannon! How handy.” | |
| 6. |  The City-State of New Lower Manhattan | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “World's largest city since 2080” | |
| 7. | The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Pithy Latin phrase.” | |
| 8. |  The Wandering Souls of of Alkovann | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Be Excellent to Each Other” | |
| 9. | The Real Deal of Pabloluka | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “It's not the size of a man, but the size of his heart” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Delcovia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Get Rich or Get Really Rich” |
