by Max Barry

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Balder World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in Balder

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Balder is ranked 11,977th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The Protectorate of Bolysusian ExilesCorporate Police State Halliburton“Strength Through Compliance”
3.The Holy Empire of Devoted SnailsPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Everybody's mortal but me”
4.The Corporation of Bigoted LibertariansMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“It's only looting if it doesn't help ME!”
5.The Kingdom of FranconIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Montjoie Saint Denis!”
6.The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din BarbarossaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“*guttural noises*”
7.The Dictatorship of The Better Off NationCorporate Police State Halliburton“All follow Thomas The Blue Dank Engine”
8.The Reclusive Mountain Chiefdoms of Ul UloIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Rise! Kill! Eat!”
9.The Devout Catholic Kingdom of AestonshireIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.”
10.The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian InquisitorsCorporate Police State Halliburton“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
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