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The Most Stationary in Band Camp

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Band Camp is ranked 4,722^nd in the world for Most Stationary.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
2.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
3.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“A slice.”
4.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“One Band, One Sound”
5.	The Community of Band Camp	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“We get it, you like American Pie”