The Safest in Big Farma
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Big Farma is ranked 25,000th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Turing's Pride of CIeverbot | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Totally a raider” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of ABC123 102 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of 900139 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “I love 9003” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of 90085 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I love 9003” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of 900157 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I love 9003” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of ABC123 105 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “From Many, One” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of ABC123 103 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. | The Republic of ABC123 107 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. | The Republic of ABC123 109 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. | The Republic of ABC123 110 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” |
