The Fattest Citizens in Big Farma
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Big Farma is ranked 26,083rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Ship-Fan- | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I ship it.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of ABC123 106 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. | The Republic of ABC123 108 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Interceptor LXIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. | The Republic of ABC123 104 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of ABC123 102 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. | The Republic of ABC123 109 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The Really Big Farma of Photrisistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Chaos and destruction” | |
| 9. | The Republic of ABC123 105 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “From Many, One” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of ABC123 103 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” |
