The Nudest in Bigtopia
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Heavily Armed Super Power of Archidamus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Right Is More Precious Than Peace” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Napper | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Zzzzzzzz” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Clungus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Deez nuts are for suckin'” | |
| 4. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN78 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Insomniac Dragon | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Sailsts | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “From Many, One” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Bigtopian Salvagers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Smaller than Big” | |
| 8. |  The Unsuspected Ambush of A Raider Sleeper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Time to Sleep!” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Rambler19 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Meatedland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Compliance” |
