by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Bikini Islands

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Bikini Islands is ranked 21,593rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of Middle MoveeptourCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Mission Accomplished”
2.The Republic of Tega KayCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Pizza Party!”
3.The Democratic Republic of The BBQ Sauce IslandsLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Twirling Toward Hot Girls 🔥🔥🔥”
4.The Colony of Taveuni IslandsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Vigilance, Honor, Courage”
5.The Free Land of MacDaddiLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Beauties of the World”