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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Bogota

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bailiwick Sark	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“RIP”
2.	The District of Bogota	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Community”
3.	The State of Colombianos	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Bogotá”
4.	The Queen's State of Friendly Islands	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“God and Tonga are my Inheritance”
5.	The State of Lapid	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Ever get bored of this”
6.	The State of Niev Nederlandt	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Ventures Propietor”
7.	The State of Poasa	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Dust to Dust”
8.	The District of The Far West	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Has to get there”